Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.
This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.
today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
"This is my therapy dragon, she’s for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics."